Land of hope and glory?
That won’t get played in here, silly Tory
Alright then just the tune
We’d decided last June
We’re not interested in our own story
What was that, we’re the national broadcaster?
Oh my days, what a total disaster!
I don’t know what to say
Can’t you just go away?
And so what if you are my paymaster?!
Bloody hell! What’s this national obsession?
Tell you what, mate, I have a confession
I’d have let them perform
But they called it poor form
During my last diversity session